“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
#first time I saw these movies (or the first two at least) I was 11 and obviously into legolas because that’s what you do at that age#but i firmly believe that like an essential part of many fangirls’ sexual maturation was the moment they figured out aragorn was hot#like forget any of that other coming of age stuff formative moments of my appreciation of men were all about starting to appreciate dirty sc#scruffy masculinity and I have been over here sighing ever since (x)
Girls want Legolas, but women want Aragorn.
"Tell me about yourself."
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
can i kiss your stupid fucking face or nah
you never know!