bendystrawz:

me in the morning

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it



beeleebay:

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.





I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(Source: toxicmp3)




livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

anakinkendrick:

icarusing:

#your face is a rare gift

 (x)

Girls want Legolas, but women want Aragorn.

(Source: samwiseg)



420dongsquad:

We ride

britishprostitute:

"Tell me about yourself."

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point




toocooltobehipster:

sizvideos:

Video



disowns:

can i kiss your stupid fucking face or nah




teapayne:

you never know!